I keep it classy.

pizzaforpresident:

heytinafey:

fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig

this is my favorite post of all time

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apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive

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• me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

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